It's Mo Monday!

Is it just us or does Mo look forlorn here? We're not sure what was going on but for once, we wanted to give Mo a snuggle. Of course, maybe that was his nefarious plot all along. What better way to get access to some tasty faces than to look sad and cuddly?

The rules should be the same for everyone

Mosquito has, apparently, become very good friends with a member of our board of directors. They go to dinner, get manicures, and go on hikes together. The board member even tells mosquito details about confidential board meetings. 

We find this problematic. 

As far as we can tell, it violates employee policy about not forming close relationships with people who are higher up in the power structure. To make matters worse, six months ago Mr. Ed received an official reprimand for going out for a beer with a different board member. How then is it okay for Mosquito to be "besties" with one?

But Willie Nelson does

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
Elvis doesn't bag his own groceries.
 

It's Mo Monday!

Ever since he heard the 1812 Overture, Mo has been obsessed with cannons. He is convinced that they are the perfect weapon for his quest to dominate the world. We can only be grateful that cannons in parks like this one are entirely unusable. 

That's real nice

We have learned that to one of our coworkers, we are known as Spoofspeck. As in, we are a single entity or at least interchangable. She can't be bothered to distinguish between us. 

And you know we love that.

We would like to invite this individual to apply her teeth to her own hindquarters and apply pressure to until the desired result is met.

In other words:

 

Do they even think?

Since the Hutt's last day on Friday, we've been without proper leadership. We presumed that Shoes, whose job description includes taking over when the director is unable to work, was automatically acting director. Apparently not.

At our staff meeting today we had a representative from our board of directors give us an update on the search for the Hutt's replacement. This included a "who's in charge" talk. The rep (who we'll call Apple Head) explained that normally Shoes would, as we presumed, automatically be named but that in a conversation Shoes expressed doubt in her ability to do the job (which is problematic given that she is being paid for it). So, there are currently three things being considered to cover us until a new director can be hired.
A) Shoes is named acting director and we are all expected to help her out.
B) A former assistant director who retired 4 years ago is brought back part time.
C) (and Apple Head doesn't even know if this is even legal) We bring back the Hutt part time.

The Hutt has only been gone four days, people! Four days! We just got rid of it and they want to bring it back?! Who of all the morons flying around thought that was a good idea?
 

Does each species get it's own variety?

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
Is it soap for wolverines?

Yes, that's a wolverine, not a demented bear. Wolverines are hard to draw.