Regular or decaf?

Today's Stuff out of Context is actually likely to seem kind of boring to you all. Trust us, though. If you knew the context you would be falling down laughing. The line is:
Just a bunch of coffee pots sitting at the desk.

Those with weak stomachs may wish to click away

We're not kidding. It's time for a Grrrrapey update and it's getting disgusting.

Sooooo gross

Why is it yellow now?

How is it no one but us sees these things?

They're right out there in the open.

And of course, the nasty cheese potatoes are still there too.

You are now dismissed to go and vomit.

It's Mo Monday!

Ever seen a squirrel in one of those live traps? We have and we always feel a little sorry for them. Until we saw Mo. Then we laughed. "Come after us now, Mo," we said. And then he did this.

He chewed right through the side! Granted, this wasn't a traditional live trap. It may even be intended for fish. Still, is there nothing that will stop that squirrel?

Yay?

Remember Tuesday, when we told you about the Zebra running? The weird Zebra behavior continues. 

Today the Hutt was passing out pins to everyone. Upon seeing the pins in question the Zebra said "Oooooo," in a weirdly excited tone of voice and clapped like a sugar buzzed little kid.

Like this, only more so.

Now, we're all for getting excited over cool stuff. We geek out over things all the time. We both did a little happy dance when the Hutt gave us our scissors back. The thing about the Zebra's excitement is that these pins were LAME. Like, lamey lamey lame. And tacky. Seriously, Speck's pin is already tossed into the back of a locker and Spoof's is stuffed in the bottom of a drawer. So, not only did the Zebra get excited in a weird way, it was a stupid thing to get excited about.

Oh boy, oh boy. A pin from the Hutt.

 

Say Cheese!

Were you being chased?

So, here's a weird story for your enjoyment.

Today we were on our way in to work. As we drove into the parking lot, we saw the Zebra waiting at the cross walk. When the way was clear, he ran across the street.

"Spoof and Speck," you are saying, "what's so weird about that? Lots of people run across the street."

Ah, friends, just listen. The Zebra did not run like a normal person. He ran with giant steps, his arms clamped down at his sides.

Like this, but faster.

And if that weren't weird enough, when he got across the street he kept running. He sprinted all the way down the sidewalk and didn't stop until he hit the front door. We can't figure it out. He wasn't late. In fact, he was a sold ten minutes early. 

He belongs in the Ministry of Silly Walks.

 

It's Mo Monday!

Now that Spring is finally, really here, people are finally starting to go outside. Yesterday, we took a walk out in a field near our town. While we were out there, we came across this boy sitting on a large rock.

Picturesque, right?

We looked away for a second and when we turned back around, this is what we saw.

Look out, kid! Danger!

Don't worry. The boy got away before Mo could start to nibble.