I keep a spare Yoda in the garage

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
Hos is it that I have an Obi Wan and not a notebook?

 

It's Mo Monday!

Mo's rotating obsessions continue. This week he insists he's a cowboy. He didn't want to hear that the horse isn't real. Of course, we didn't try particularly hard to convince him otherwise. Turns out, a spring horse is a good way to keep a homicidal squirrel occupied for a couple of hours.
 

Totally worth it

We've long known that our co-workers are inefficient and essentially useless. Take Opie for instance.

Please. We're begging you. Please take him.

Opie spends all of his time working on a single event, a fund-raiser race. We've held races previous years. The first race was planned in a matter of weeks. Opie has been working on this event for a full year and still has "so much to do". The races is less than two weeks away. Opie claims to have nearly 100 volunteers for this event yet still needs help with set up, clean up, etc. Which doesn't make sense to begin with. It gets worse when you find out that 3 runners have signed-up. 3. 

Something is wrong with that math.

 

I always get them confused

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
Don't mix up the toothbrush and the cattle-prod.

It's Mo Monday!

We knew Mo had delusions of grandeur. We didn't realize until jut recently that those delusions were strong enough that he thinks he can literally steer the entire world. We don't want to be the ones to tell him the truth.

These people don't understand clothes

Expect to hear a lot from us in the coming weeks about what our co-workers are wearing. At the very least they've made some, shall we say, interesting fashion choices of late. This week was over the top. We're not sure some of them really know how clothes work. Here are the two worst things we saw this week:

Plague wore a sweater vest. As a shirt. So, no shirt under it. Just the vest.


Zebra wore his peacoat and fur-lined earflap cap. All buttoned up and strapped tight under his chin. It's June. We've had rather summery weather this week. People have been wearing shorts and sandals.   

This is normal, right?

 

Well, who doesn't think about Faffy and Viserion a little too often

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
My cellphone is obsessed with dragons.