This doesn't look like help to us

Every December, Tartarus participates in a food drive for a local food pantry. Every December, you friends Spoof and Speck make a game of looking through the donated items, hunting for two things: the weirdest item and the most expired item. We're not even a week into December and we already have some likely candidates in both categories.

Most Expired

Microwaveable Spinach and cottage cheese

Expiration date: 6/12

Bonus points for weirdness

Fancy canned shrimp

Expiration date: 3/09

Decadent carrot cake mix

Expiration date: 2/10

Bonus points for being so beat up it looks like it's been through a flood

Right now, we're calling this one the winner. Shrimp is older, but imagine this box after you've run it over with your car.

Weirdest Item

Gefilte fish

(Ever seen that stuff? Yuck city)

Pork in it's own juices

(Ew. Just ew.)

"Noonie" cereal

(Who even buys cereal that calls itself noonie?)

Doesn't that just look tasty