Wednesday, July 24, 2013

The Murder Goose Attacks

Don't linger in dark places. The murder goose is out there. This psychotic bird goes after anyone who ticks him off. Today the victim of choice is The Hutt.

Spoof made a formal request for funding for a work sponsored event. After a week without a response, Spoof sent a second email. The response, which didn't come for several days, may have been one of the nastiest emails the murder goose has ever read. The nasty email demanded more information and was followed the next day by a second demand for information even though Spoof had been in a meeting all afternoon. So, Spoof and Speck sat down and gave as much information as possible. Finally, after two days of email silence, the Hutt stumped down the stairs from the offices and, acting as if there had been no nastiness, simply handed over the check. 

The goose has had enough. He's sharpening his knives. The Hutt better watch out. The murder goose is coming.


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