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Before we can tell you today's story you need a little explanation of Tartarus scheduling. Tartarus is open late two days a week. Those evenings we operate with pretty much a skeleton crew, just enough that no one has to be alone at the main desk. These numbers go up a little in the summer to cope with increased traffic.

And now you're all falling asleep

We tell you all of that so we can tell you this.

Now that our summer crew has been hired, the Hutt has put out our summer schedule. All of the summer staff is working one night. Yes, you read that correctly. The night that Speck works there is no extra staff. Bear in mind, the night with all the staff has no more programs than the other. Yet there are literally twice as many people working that night. Does this make sense to any of you? Because we think it is completely ridiculous.