Today's interaction of note

One of our tech guys walked past our main desk, carrying the CPU from one of our computers that he'd removed several days before to fix.

Plague: The computer is back?

Tech guy: Yep. All fixed.

We applaud him for saying that with a straight face. We'd have said something like "Nope. Just carrying it in here to tell you it's still broken. I find carrying broken computers to be good exercise."

This is pretty much what we looked like, the entire time