Did you just say that?

The stupidity and borderline (or sometimes blatant) rudeness continues. Here are three more things we've heard one of our coworkers say aloud that you really can't say to people. Again, all three of these statements came from the same coworker.

1. Your card just hates you.

2. How about you just pick a spot already? (imagine a rather snappy tone on this one)

3. Do you have a medical marijuana card?

How do you respond to any of that?