Friday, September 25, 2015

Could it have been more obvious

Observe this conversation from today.

Speck: Shoes, there's a man on the phone who'd like to speak to you about purchasing his new book.

Shoes: Um, well, I guess...Can you just take a message? We're not really in a position to be taking on anything new right now (LIE - Our budget has just been cleared and we're under instruction to seek new products) and Mineola is on the other line and I don't want to tie up both lines right now (HUGE LIE - With our phone system you can see all of the lines. The only one engaged was the one with the salesman).

Shoes, your pants are on fire.
 

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