A very Merry Christmas from Spoof and Speck

May your stocking be free of evil squirrels.

 

Tantrum, much?

Last week we told you that Mosquito would not admit to serving apple cider at an event. She claimed the empty jugs were Spoof’s. Spoof, who had nothing to do with the event, did not clean up the empty jugs which were out on a counter along with other supplies Mosquito had used. Finally, someone got sick of looking at the mess and insisted that Mosquito clean it up. Mosquito spent the rest of the day stomping around and fuming about having to clean up her own mess.

 

What sort of gifts does he leave?

It’s time once again for Stuff Out of Context! This week’s line is:
I thought it was a goat. You thought it was Santa Claus.

It's Mo Monday!

It’s a Hundred Acre carnage. You’ll never look at Winnie the Pooh the same way again. Mo has destroyed this peaceful scene of childhood innocence with his violence and evil nature. Poor Piglet. Poor Tigger.

 

Maybe Mo put them there

A couple of weeks ago, Mosquito held an event at which she served cider. Nothing wrong with that, right? The problem is, she left the empty cider jugs out on the counter afterwards. When asked where the cider came from, Mosquito blamed Spoof (who, incidentally, has not served refreshments at anything in weeks). Now, to be clear, there is no problem with serving apple cider at Tartarus. The question was one of curiosity rather than animosity. Why then does Mosquito seem incapable of admitting to ANYTHING?

 

This farmer has a long growing season

It’s time once again for Stuff Out of Context! This week’s line is:
Did a bug plant eggs in me?

 

Are we at work or is this preschool?

Life at Tartarus continues to devolve. Comfort Inn has decided to redivide labor. Finally, someone realizes that the Hutt’s favorites get all of the best assignments while everyone else must do the bulk of the dirty work. Opie is not pleased. He’s not used to not getting everything he wants. He’s decided that the best way to handle the new policy is to ignore it and do whatever he pleases. When he gets caught at these shenanigans he complains to anyone who listens, including directors of other businesses like Tartarus. Maybe it’s just us, but it seems like the simplest way to fix these issue would be to fire Opie for insubordination. Since Comfort Inn seems unwilling to do so, we all must suffer through Opie’s tantrums.

 

Avert your eyes!

It’s time once again for Stuff Out of Context! This week’s line is:
Attention all! I am the fire alarm and as you can see I am clearly naked.