True port-a-johns

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Who wouldn't want to go potty in a rocket?

They taste better than the mini-blinds

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

I was sitting behind the tv, chewing on the curtains.

 

Greyhounds would be an entirely different story

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

I won't be a sled dog with that woman.

 

We love the especially stinky kind

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

That's my favorite hobby, smelling fish.

Kosher dills go great with kung pao

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Pickles are the new egg rolls.

All fruit should taste of spandex

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

The mango I just ate tasted nothing like a bathing suit.

 

Better than an eggplant with hair

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

If you want to look like a potato with legs...

 

Belching, on the other hand...

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Farting makes you zen.

 

He can fit you in a week from Thursday

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

When is a good time for the eye-poking pterodactyl to visit?

 

Her mascara is parentheses

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Commas are just like eye shadow.

It works best if you pair it with the special salad

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

I'm going on a diet because I want a giraffe neck too.

 

Maybe my sneakers could give me a loan?

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

My shoes could only buy one panda.

 

They stock a special sort of book

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Maybe the library is really a secret society. 

 

And how would you react?

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

A kid swallows an eyeball and she says I'm overreacting. 

 

The most sensible place to get pinched

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

I just got pinched in my pinching place.

The llama is missing it's left foreleg

It's time once again for Stuff Out Of Context! Today's line is:

I don't have any plastic goat butts.

 

My nose and eyes are okay

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

My ears have seen too much today.

 

Bran and oatmeal - horrifying

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is: 

Muffin's private book of horrors.

 

That must be some special paper

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Who knew $10 paper  plates were economical and convenient.

 

We lose a lot of bosses that way

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

You want my boss? She's the fish under the napkin over there.