It must be one special piece of plastic

We've seen all kinds of things in the Tartarus lost and found bin: baby dolls, reading glasses, coats, notebooks. Some of it gets claimed right away while other items languish for weeks. Some of it seems valuable, important. Then there's this:

This button, which looks like the spare you get with some shirts or sweaters, was kept in a drawer for months. Months. Even if the owner noticed the missing button, who goes around checking lost and found boxes for buttons? No one, that's who. Even the most penny pinching person just scrounges up a replacement button.

We've said it before and we'll say it again. We work with morons.