Can you say "anal-retentive"?

We had every intention of following up on our "hickey thinking cap" post of last week but this story was so stupid we just had to tell it.

Observe the directions we received this week from Shoes.

That's right, step by step, incredibly specific, directions for cutting up scrap paper. To this we can only say Why? Who cares if the scrap paper isn't all exactly the same size. ITS SCRAP PAPER! And the worst part is, from what we can tell Shoes spent at least a week on this "project".