Did we miss a memo?

We've written before about how some of our coworkers have taken to wearing water shoes  to Tartarus. The illness is spreading. It's gotten so bad that we see more water shoes than regular shoes. 

Now, we'll grant them that the Tartarus dress code is vague. The only footwear specifically forbidden is flipflops. Apart from that our dress code only states that we must wear "professional shoes". (It also says we must have "professional hair", but that's a story for another day.) Mostly, we take that to mean no running shoes, but we'd have thought the ban would extend to water shoes. Apparently not, as no one but us thinks these shoes are a problem.

Part of the unofficial Tartarus uniform, apparently