They taste better than the mini-blinds

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

I was sitting behind the tv, chewing on the curtains.

 

It's Mo Monday!

We never would have expected Mo to show an interest in something so innocent as Pez dispensers. And then he explained that he's a fan of anything that involves getting food by removing something's head. The world makes sense again. It's just a little bit more sad.

 

Greyhounds would be an entirely different story

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

I won't be a sled dog with that woman.

 

It's Mo Monday!

If you are unfamiliar with Doctor Who, this robot-thing with Mo is called a Dalek. The Dalek's sole mission in life is to delete anything that is not a Dalek. In other words, exactly Mo's type of creature.