It's Mo Monday!

In typical Mo fashion, everywhere we go Mo declares himself king. In this case, he was determined to be king of the beach. Luckily, it was a slightly gray day and the beach was pretty well deserted. So congratulations Mo. You are king of rocks, kelp, and driftwood. 
 

The Hutt has left the building!

Some part of us thought it would never happen, that the whole thing was a cruel prank. But it's true. They Hutt is gone and we couldn't be more thrilled.

 Join us in a celebratory song.

 

I don't think that's how it works

If you've ever been any sort of boss, manager, or department head, you're probably familiar with the concept of delegating work (If this is a foreign concept to you, delegating is when you have too much work to do so you assign some of your tasks to an underling). Delegating work is a pretty useful system and one of the perks of being in charge. It is, however, an exclusively 1 to 1 system. Yet Shoes seems to think it is acceptable to delegate on someone else's behalf.

The story goes like this. We have new summer help arriving. They will be assigned to different departments. One will be working for Spoof. Yet in the email regarding the new staff, Shoes assigned Opie to train the new guy. Opie who, technically, works for Spoof. Spoof was, let's just say, less than pleased. Confronted with this, Shoes would only say "sometimes we have to delegate our tasks." We would like to know what gives Shoes the right to act on Spoof's behalf.

To Shoes, all we can say is:

I'm not in the market for dysentary today

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
I want the rabies for a dollar.

Though with such an exotic selection, why would you pick rabies?

It's Mo Monday!

Mo has, on multiple occasions, declared his intention to rule the entire world. To that end he's been trying to recruit a variety of animals to join his army. Most recently, this has meant sea creatures. We can only be glad that he doesn't know the difference between real animals and statues.

Word of the Week

It's time for a new feature. Ever had a week that could be summed up in a single word? Check in on Saturdays to see what word best describes the week we just had.

The word this week was:

HOSED

Dictionary.com defines hosed as:

1. cheated, tricked, or taken advantage of.
2. defeated decisively.
3. rejected.

 

 

What a great boss

Imagine you are a boss. You are greeting your employees by name (probably because you got scolded for blatantly favoring certain ones). You don't immediately see one person. Do you:
a) go find said person and greet them to their face

or

b) yell "Good Morning employee X" across the building and hope said employee hears you

?

GOOD MORNING!!!!