Friday, October 4, 2013

Weird and kind of creepy

So, there's this woman who comes into Tartarus regularly. Let's call her Pinky.



She's....well let's just say she's an experience. She really likes Spoof. She's been known to refuse to deal with anyone but Spoof. For two years she had no idea who Speck was, in spite of talking to Speck every week. Speck once said to her, "Hi Pinky." Well, Pinky just about jumped out of her skin. "How do you know my name," she demanded. This is a standard encounter with Pinky.

One of the weirdest things we've heard Pinky say is "My new hobby is outhouses." Now, we know some people like photos of old outhouses. We've even seen outhouse Christmas ornaments. This is not what Pinky means.

We don't see the appeal, but whatever.

No, Pinky has an entirely different kind of thing in mind. This is what Pinky likes.

Who in their right minds likes these?

Of course, Pinky is also in love with a sock, but that's a story for a different time.

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