Why the great googily moogily do we keep this stuff?

Open the refrigerator in Tartarus and this is what you will see.

This is pretty normal stuff, right? Take a closer look at those grapes.

See how wrinkly they are? We call them grapeys.

Grapeys are halfway between raisins and wine. They've been in the refrigerator for almost two months now. This is not uncommon in Tartarus. Our refrigerator is like a pit where food goes to die and turn to dust. Jugs of juice are left to go bad and bloat. 

Even snowmen think it's disgusting

Of course, the fridge isn't the only place this happens. Check out this next photo.

This bargain brand chex mix has been open for at least six months. It must be incredibly stale by now. Who would want to eat this, we thought. Then we looked inside.

Why is an empty bag on the shelf?!

Who in their right mind keeps and empty snack mix bag for months? What is wrong with these people?