Who needs rules

Tartarus has a book club for kids. When the club was founded, the staff person in charge decided to restrict the club to 4th and 5th graders. Staffing changed and eventually, the Mosquito ended up in charge of the club. For the first year everything went as planned. 

Yay! Reading's fun!

The next year, a younger sibling wanted to come. The Mosquito saw no problem changing the rule. So, then we had a 3rd through 5th grade book club. More recently, kids who are now in middle school have been allowed to stay in the book club and we've heard rumor that the Mosquito would also like to start a picture book club for preschool through 2nd grade. There is no end to it. We are convinced that eventually there will be a club open to anyone and everyone. So, we created this poster.

 

Read that as "womb-age"

After all, we wouldn't want to exclude anyone.