Can we get beans too?

We don't know about you, but our day could use a little pick-me-up. So we dug into our mental archives and pulled out this gem of a conversation Spoof once had with a customer's child. Let's call him BB, short for bear boy. (He carries two stuffed bears, one under each arm)


Spoof:This has been fun, but I have to go back to the desk now.

BB: Why?

Spoof: Because I have to work.

BB: Why?

Spoof: Because it's my job.

BB: Why?

Spoof: So I can get paid.

BB: Oh, so you can buy hot dogs?

Spoof: Sure. Hot dogs.

The whole reason people work, apparently