Listen up, Shoes

Everyone eavesdrops on occasion. Even if you don't do it intentionally, you occasionally listen in on someone else's conversation. Most of us have the good manners to try and disguise our nosiness. Shoes is not one of those people. Shoes has a tendency to stop working and lean a little towards the people who are talking. Shoes seems to want to know everything that is happening in the building at all times.

With ears like this, Shoes could hear everything.

Sometimes we think it would be fun to start some kind of rumor with Shoes around, to see how far it gets. So, here's our question for you: What rumor should we start? What would be funny to hear our coworkers speculate about? Leave your ideas in the comments. We'll pick our favorite in February.