Is your work place dull? Lackluster? Are you looking for a little excitement? Order the Ultra Moron Box. For only $19.95 plus $6.95 shipping and handling you'll receive one of Stare Co.'s premium morons. Your choice of: gibbering idiot, drool monkey, or mental slug.
But wait! There's more! Order now and you can get the Super Ultra Moron Box - that's three surprise morons including one of our ultra rare morons - for just 10 additional dollars. That's the Ultra Moron Box or the Super Ultra Moron Box for the low low price of $29.95. Act now because supplies are limited.
No comments:
Post a Comment