Shoes doesn't get it

Do you recall the policy change we were dealing with last month? Well, they've finally made up their minds about the changes and we are now expected to implement the policy. There are still a number of problems. Namely, none of our questions have actually been answered. The policy remains entirely incomprehensible. Every time we ask for clarification we get a scornful reply of "just use your best judgement."

Today we cornered Shoes and demanded some answers. "This line of policy is unclear," we said. 

"Just do what seems right to you," said Shoes.

"But what if what I think completely contradicts what another person thinks. We're going to be telling patrons different information every time they come in."

"Yeah, I guess so," said Shoes.

"And you see nothing wrong with that?" we persisted.

Shoes just blinked and shrugged.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

The sad thing is, we sort of understand how this interpretation of policy works in their minds. The truth is the Hutt, Shoes, and the board really want us to be a bunch of mindless robots they can program to exactly follow their wishes.

Perfect Tartarus employees

Where the place is staffed by a bunch of individuals, we predict utter chaos. This is probably not the last time you will hear about this stupid policy.