What's in a name

We've given a lot of nicknames for our coworkers and a handful for patrons of Tartarus. Lest you think we are some sort of freaks who get their kicks out of mocking their coworkers, we thought we'd share some names we've given to people we've encountered in our real lives.

Hawaii people - The Hawaii people are seasonal residents. They are very loud and spend all of their time talking about their lives in Hawaii and how they like it better around Tartarus. 

The Nids - These people gave their kids weird names. The only one we can remember ever is named Leonid. So, we have dubbed the other kids Beonid and Cleonid. Collectively, the family is the nids.

Turtle - This person walks like a turtle and chews like a turtle. 

Magical Trevor - Spoof's neighbor. He comes and goes without ever being seen. Seriously, we pulled into the drive - no Trevor. We looked out the window two minutes later - BAM there's Trevor's truck. Magic.
Like this:

Creepy Clown Guy - He walks around in striped socks, Hawaiian shirts, and a porkpie hat. And he's creepy.

Godzilla feet - We've seen this guy walking around. He stomps around like he is Godzilla.

The Furries - The furries are a group of guys who protest something near Tartarus. Once a week. For two hours. And we don't really know what they are protesting. They just all have a lot of hair. One of the furries is actually a sometimes patron at Tartarus whom we call Oh Frank. He is so named because any time we talk about him the conversation ends with the exclamation, "Oh, Frank"