Don't go there dude

We were making a list of our special skills and near the top of the list (hating people had to be right up there) we added witty observations. You may recall our response to the tread climber infomercial. Well, friends, we've done it again. This time we saw an ad for the Our Time dating site.

This weirdness right here

The gentleman on the ad says "In the grocery store they don't just come up to you and say 'hey, I'd like to go on a date.'"

Spoof: Well of course they don't. No one wants to sound needy.

Speck: And if they did you'd probably say 'Well good for you. But it won't be with me. Get away you freak.'

Spoof: Yeah, and there would probably be some groin kicking and karate chopping involved.

Speck: Yup. You don't want that. Don't wish for that, dude.


Now, looking back this probably isn't nearly as funny as when we initially said it. Believe us, it was hilarious.