Overheard

We hear some crazy stuff around Tartarus. Just today we heard these three gems.

1) A patron talking to Mr. Ed (at full volume right in front of our main desk)

-I looked down and there were whole seeds in my poop. Not that I picked through it. But I could see it there.


2) Mr. Ed talking to a patron (who was standing directly in front of him)

-Where are you?


3) A patron talking to Speck

-We are a pair of transients.

It just gets weirder and weirder, friends