Thursday, November 13, 2014

Zebra of the north

After a couple of days of bad weather around Tartarus, we had a warm-up.  The snow melted. People went from wearing their winter coats and stocking caps back to jackets.

Most people.

Zebra, on the other hand, has been adding to his winter wear every day. Before the snow, Zebra wore his pea coat daily. The day it snowed he added hiking boots. Now, with temperatures back up in the fifties, he's added boots and a hat. But not just any boots and a hat. His boots are knee high and felt lined. Like something you'd wear spending all day shoveling walks or something.

Like these. Only more so.
He also had on one of those fur-lined earflap hats. With the chin strap buckled even.
Why?! Can you tell us why? Literally everyone else we work with was wearing jackets. Why was he dressed for a blizzard?

Imagine this outfit...

...on this zebra.

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