Friday and Saturday are not a whole week

Instruction from the Hutt today: For the month of December, employees may wear jeans on Fridays and Saturdays. If you wear jeans either day you are expected to donate $2 per day, or an equivalent amount of food, to a local food bank.

-Note from Spoof and Speck: this is the same policy that we follow every December. The instruction is more of a reminder than a new idea.

Reply from Zebra: Hey, that's a good deal. If I pay $10 I can wear jeans all week!

-Second note from Spoof and Speck: Zebra has worked here for nearly a year and a half. He was present last December. He's heard these instructions before. We have no idea what happened to his brain since then.
 

We suspect his brain is riddled with worms.