All about turtles

Did you know that today is World Turtle Day? No doubt, the intent of this day is to encourage turtle conservation. A noble cause of course, but if you've followed this blog much you know that Turtle means something entirely different to us.

something like this

Tragically, this likely marks the end of our Turtle posts. The Turtle no longer works for Tartarus! (More on that Tuesday). This shocking news comes at a most inopportune time. We had a whole slew of ideas about the Turtle, not the least of which was the fact that Turtle and Zebra have been dating. We planned to market their progeny as a disturbing new pet.

behold the almighty zurtle

Instead we are taking this opportunity to say goodbye and good riddance to the turtle. May you sicken someone else for a change.