Secret meetings?

Today Shoes approached Speck. "Spoof is...", said Shoes.

Might be up your butt eating a ham sandwich , Shoes

Luckily, Speck resisted the temptation to be rude and/or sarcastic and simply pointed at Spoof who happened to be about ten feet away and practically within sight. Responding to the summons, Spoof walked over to where Shoes and Speck were standing. "What's up," said Spoof. Shoes wouldn't answer, only looked pointedly at Speck until Speck walked away.

Now, we understand that sometimes there are conversations you have to have discretely. Our complaint here is with the procedure. Would it have been that difficult to ask Speck to give them some space? Or, here's a crazy thought: take the meeting to an office where you don't have to worry about being overheard.

The worst part is what this meeting was about. Shoes was telling Spoof that not only has an interim director been named, she'd actually been in the building working all day and had met everyone except Spoof and Speck. This was so important and sensitive that Shoes couldn't tell Speck as well?