We keep the cold cuts in a shovel

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
Take the cheese off of the broom and go away.

It's Mo Monday!

We often see Mo's violence. It isn't often that we see his sensitive side. When we came across this small piano, Mo shocked all around by hopping up onto the keys and playing a lovely tune. Of course, then he asked people to tip him with severed fingers....

Could it have been more obvious

Observe this conversation from today.

Speck: Shoes, there's a man on the phone who'd like to speak to you about purchasing his new book.

Shoes: Um, well, I guess...Can you just take a message? We're not really in a position to be taking on anything new right now (LIE - Our budget has just been cleared and we're under instruction to seek new products) and Mineola is on the other line and I don't want to tie up both lines right now (HUGE LIE - With our phone system you can see all of the lines. The only one engaged was the one with the salesman).

Shoes, your pants are on fire.

 

He doesn't care for staples

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
I have to glue the lumberjack.

It's Mo Monday!

Mo finds himself currently trapped in a window well. Is this the end of the shenanigan of Rabid Mo?

Survey says - Not on your life

Happy Spoof, Mad Spoof, Good Spoof, Bad Spoof.

Recently we conducted an experiment. We took a little note book and labeled the first page "Good Spoof and Speck." The idea was that we would put a star sticker on the page for each spontaneous kind thing we said to/about one of our coworkers or about Tartarus. At the end of the week, this was the result:

Notice anything?

A few weeks later we labeled a different page on the book "Bad Spoof and Speck." This time we would put in a sticker for each spontaneous negative thing we said about one of our coworkers or Tartarus. At the end of one day, this was the result:

That's 99 stars if you don't feel like counting them up.

We think we have a serious problem.

Jackie Chan makes me sneeze

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is: 
Bruce makes my finger sweat but not smell. Not like those monsters.

That's Bruce Lee up top if you couldn't tell

It's Mo Monday!

We spotted the most unusual cast iron pot in a little shop this weekend. Mo immediately demanded that we buy it for him, insisting that there was not better way to protect his apparently world famous recipes than with a dragon dish. He did say that he wished that the dragon was a little more formidable looking but suggested that he might be able to improvise some wicked looking fangs on it.

It was probably easier than Mousetrap

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is: 
She can suck on the cooties.

Will she suck on each of the four in turn?