Muffin's application is likely to be denied

Our coworkers have this nasty habit of eating while working the main desk. It's annoying when someone is constantly stepping aside to take a bite of a cookie or cram a couple of walnuts in their mouth. A few of them, though, have taken it a step further. At least with a cookie you can take a small polite bite, chew, and put it down until it is convenient to eat more. Fruit is a little more complicated. 

One person in particular has taken to eating bananas at the desk. And not stepping aside while other people work to eat them. No, this muffin eats a banana while working. While talking to patrons. Don't know about you, but we find it difficult to talk while eating without spraying half chewed food at people. We wonder where else she eats bananas.