Totally worth it

We've long known that our co-workers are inefficient and essentially useless. Take Opie for instance.

Please. We're begging you. Please take him.

Opie spends all of his time working on a single event, a fund-raiser race. We've held races previous years. The first race was planned in a matter of weeks. Opie has been working on this event for a full year and still has "so much to do". The races is less than two weeks away. Opie claims to have nearly 100 volunteers for this event yet still needs help with set up, clean up, etc. Which doesn't make sense to begin with. It gets worse when you find out that 3 runners have signed-up. 3. 

Something is wrong with that math.