Time for a new feature!

We have a new employee at Tartarus. Again. History has told us that this seldom ends well. History, and the newbie's first few days.

Let's call this newbie Hickey, due to her intellectual resemblance to the cast of a certain tv show.  

This bewildered expression features highly

Now in her first few days, Joy has displayed the following inadequacies:
1. She couldn't find the power button for the computer. Neither for the tower nor for the monitor. The clearly marked, obvious power buttons.

2. We wear magnetic name tags at Tartarus. Joy couldn't figure out how to attach hers. First, she tried to simply apply the whole thing directly to her shirt. After Spoof showed her how to remove the magnet bar from the front, she tried to stick said front to her shirt, leaving the magnets on the counter.

3. She fails to absorb even the simplest instructions. It's even worse when certain other employees (*cough Opie *cough) try to teach her. 

All of this has prompted us to create a new feature here on Falling Down The Death Stare. We call it 'I'm learnding!'. In it, we will chronicle the idiocy that results from trying to train Joy.

Expect to see this particular gif a lot in the coming weeks.