Jimmy Duck overhears stuff

Sometimes you hear one side of a phone conversation and what you hear is so stupid it bears repeating. Spacey spent a good 20 minutes on the phone with somebody today and this is part of what we heard.

"If you gave me the correct year, January 2nd and January 3rd are only a day apart."

Taking this statement to it's logical conclusion, Spacey must think that in some years January 2nd and January 3rd aren't just one day apart. Is there some year when there is a January 2.5, 2.6666, 2.8, etc?

Tell me more about this magical January.

Two new characters

It's been a little while since we introduced some new characters to you. Here are two more weirdos we interact with on a daily basis.

Meet Spacey:

Much like the title character from the classic Cartoon Network show Cow and Chicken, Spacey does not lack in enthusiasm. The problem comes in when any sort of skill is involved. Two months on the job and Spacey still can't figure out how to work the phones. Literally every thing Spacey does requires extensive coaching and hand holding.


Meet Mork:

Ever see Mork and Mindy? You know how Mork gets all excited and talks really fast, says crazy stuff, doesn't stop no matter what the other person says, and you can barely understand him? One of our coworkers is a lot like that. Actually quite competent but so awkward that you avoid all contact.

You can expect to see Spacey and Mork in several upcoming posts.