It's Mo Monday!

Yes, we know. Valentine's Day was yesterday. We tried to tell Mo that. He didn't care. He seems to be of the opinion that the calendar should change to suit his desires. He also doesn't seem to understand the intent of the holiday. But there's no arguing with a homicidal squirrel.
 

We are not yo-yos

We're becoming increasingly frustrated with Comfort Inn who seems to be in love with changing policy. We don't deny that, as the boss, she can change pretty much whatever policy she likes (given board approval). The problem is, once she gets said approval she changes policy at will. We're talking daily. 

With no notice.

Seriously, we'll be doing something according to the old rule and Comfort Inn comes along and yells at us for not acting according to the new rule. The one she has yet to tell us about. And the next day she changes it again, also with no notice.

We can't take much more of this yanking back and forth.

 

Not the most terrifying of hybrids

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context. Today's line is:
Lick my skin. It could be snake, it could be llama.

 

You have to wonder what sort of noise it would make.

It's Mo Monday!

We don't trust this picture. In it, Mo seems to acting on an altruistic impulse. It looks good, but we've never known Mo to act in anyone's interest but his own. We can't help but wonder if he has plans to set some fires. We're only surprised that he we would do anything but watch the whole world burn.

Don't cry over late milk

Today, Comfort Inn demanded that everyone on staff change their lunch times. Lunches are now offset by half an hour. Why? We have no idea. Sure it's stupid but its a relatively harmless change.

What makes this story noteworthy is the way Opie responded to being told that he must change his lunch hour. Apparently, having to go to lunch at 12:30 was enough to make Opie cry. Not sniffle, not pout. All out cry.

Is it just us or is this a rather ridiculous thing to get that upset over?

What about his brothers?

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context. Today's line is:
Alec Baldwin doesn't birthe things.

It's Mo Monday!

Mo is very angry with us. We, regretfully, neglected to celebrate Squirrel appreciation day on the 21st. Today's post is the first thing we must do to begin making it up to him.

In appreciation of squirrels everywhere.

Mo is a great admirer of YouTube's Rhett & Link, especially having seen this song.

There, Mo. Please stop trying to eat our faces.