Kosher dills go great with kung pao

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Pickles are the new egg rolls.

It's Mo Monday!

Ever mis-read the title of a book and find yourself disappointed by the reality? It happens to all of us, even Mo. He saw this book and read the title as "The Unbeatable Squirrel". He loved the portrayal of squirrels but was confused the repeat appearances of a weird lady with a squirrel tail.

 

All fruit should taste of spandex

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

The mango I just ate tasted nothing like a bathing suit.

 

It's Mo Monday!

When you see someone with a shovel you might think "Cool, he's into gardening." Seeing Mo with the same shovel brings only dread.

 

It came from the Goodwill

This looks like the result of some kind of Toy Story gone wrong.

We know it used to be a thing for women to make their own dolls, but who buys this many doll heads? And then doesn't make the dolls? Were they just lined up on a shelf somewhere?

Better than an eggplant with hair

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

If you want to look like a potato with legs...

 

It's Mo Monday!

It seems Mo never changes. He's constantly searching for the perfect minions. This week he's latched onto this collection of miniature dinosaurs in hopes that he can grow them into full sized monsters. We can be grateful that he doesn't recognize rubber. These little toys may well keep his attention for a few weeks before he acknowledges that they aren't growing.