In which we eat Alpo

Ever see the episode of Spongebob where Squidward finds the fancy grocery store? And he finds this:

If you're anything like us, you saw this and thought "who even thinks of something like this? Such a product could never exist."

Wrong. Very wrong.

At our local grocery store we came across this product:

For real, canned bread

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Apparently it is largely a regional product and as we are both transplants, we'd never seen this particular confection before.  Color us intrigued.

After a lot of debate and intrigue we decided we must try it. And, us being us, we couldn't just try the foolish bread. We made it into a Secret Canned Bread Party (you may remember the secret donut party - it was a lot like that). It may well have been the best bread party ever. We even got Spider Hero to participate. 

So, here's what canned bread looks like.

To be honest, we were a little afraid it would be squishy and plop out of the can like dog food. It actually has a decent texture and wasn't horrible to eat. At least, no one went running for the trash can. 

If you'd like to host your own canned bread party, we recommend eating it hot with a smear of butter.