Time for a muffin song

We were talking today about our coworkers and, as occasionally happens, we randomly created a song. Or perhaps more accurately, several starts to a song. 

Was that confusing? Let us explain. You're probably all familiar with this song:

Yeah. We think it's annoying too. The thing is, it works when you change the lyrics. Imagine it this way.

Hey muffin, you're so fine. You're so fine the sun won't shine.

or

Hey muffin, you're so keen. You're so keen it makes me mean.

or

Hey muffin, you're so loved. You're so loved you're like a dove.

You're so great you ought to mate.
You're so cute you are a hoot.
You're so cool you make me drool.
You're so sweet I'll kiss your feet.
You're a gem; you're better than them.
You're so swell my jaw just fell.
You're out of sight; you are my light.
You're so neat you can't be beat.
You're so hot it hits the spot.
You are the poop, now give a whoop

or our very favorite

You are a mook, you make me puke. 

That's all we could think of. We welcome your input. If you can think of any lines, just leave them in the comments.