Opie, meet the door

Do you remember the doorknob post ? If you haven't read that one, go give it a look. Go ahead. We'll wait.

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Good to go? Okay. After the coffee pot, we thought that was the end of Opie's door issues. Not so, friends. Not so. Listen to this.

Before we start this story, we feel the need to remind you that Opie has worked at Tartarus for 4 years. 4. 

Last week, Opie lost the key that unlocks the front door. Had no idea what happened to it in spite of being the last one to touch it. And then asked "is the front door unlocked?" The key is the only way to unlock the door. This is a fact that Opie should know by now. 

It's not just unlocking that confuses Opie. Apparently locking up is hard too. On four separate occasions, today included, Opie has failed to lock the front door at closing. Two of those times the alarm even got set, all the while Opie, who's responsibility it was at the time, didn't even look at the front door.

Opie even went through a phase of never closing any doors.

So we ask you, what is it about doors that Opie finds so difficult?

 

Devilishly complicated things, doors