Drop and give me twenty

Twenty math problems, maybe.

We came up with a new business idea for your approval. We call it:

The Spoof and Speck Don't Be Stupid Boot Camp

This fellow needs boot camp

Sessions run 6 weeks to 6 months, depending on the level or sheer moronitude the subject is displaying. (And yes, we know moronitude isn't a real word. We don't care. It sounds good) During your time at Camp we'll teach you:

     How to answer phones

     Sensible conversation

     Knowing when to shut up

     Writing signs that make sense

     Jokes- funny or lame?

and so much more.

Work with a whole bunch of idiots? The Spoof and Speck Don't Be Stupid Boot Camp has special group rates. So, sign up the dum-dums in your life today.

You will be smart!