Jimmy Duck wonders

There are many things at Tartarus don't make sense. Take the suggestion box. For the past two years we've had a suggestion box tucked on the back of a cabinet where no one can see it. Shoes and the Hutt frequently complain that no one uses it. Apparently they've decided to blame the box. Today they put up a second box, also in a hard to see place. That's not even the weirdest part. Both of those boxes are locked. They are the only ones who have access. Why in the name of the Great Gazoo do the boxes have to be locked? Are they afraid someone is going to steal all of the comments?

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