A disaster waiting to happen

Tartarus has an event space that gets used for a variety of programs, meetings and the like. Using the space usually means rearranging tables and chairs. Six months ago, money was allocated for some small sized furniture for children's events. 
We got the tables about a month ago (still no chairs - it's a long story). In order to actually get the tables we (Spoof and Speck) had to promise to move them ourselves. 
When the tables arrived they turned out to be laminate topped (not the plastic we had wanted) and quite heavy. They are kept two rooms away from the event space, in the far corner of a twisty store room.
Spider Hero said it was stupid and dangerous for the two of us to try and carry those tables. He would move them himself on a dolly designed for that purpose.
 

Our hero, Spider Hero!

When the Hutt found out you'd have thought it was the end of the world. Spider Hero got soundly scolded. Spoof and Speck must carry their own equipment (and they do not have permission to use the furniture dolly - we asked). 
To make matters worse, as we were moving tables today, Spider Hero was in the event space setting up for a program for Shoes. 
Putting up tables. 
Plastic topped tables that even little kids can move. 
For Shoes.
And this is okay.

You have got to be kidding us.