Nepotism Reigns at Tartarus

We've been having some staffing changes at Tartarus lately and it leaves us baffled. How is everyone okay with:

1. Our tech guy's wife being the only person interviewed for the position of the Hutt's assistant.

2. The daughter of a former board member and a good friend of Shoes being the ones hired for the summer without interviews. Summer positions that were never posted anywhere. They called these people to offer them jobs, unsolicited.

3. (And this one is absolutely the worst) The child of the head of our volunteer group getting hired for a full time opening. Let's call this person Neppy. Neppy is an upcoming college graduate in a field completely unrelated to the work we do at Tartarus. Neppy was hired 2 days after the job was posted, the only person considered in spite of dozens of resumes being submitted in that time frame. Like individuals for the summer positions, Neppy was not required to participate in any kind of interview. To make matters worse, Neppy worked summers at Tartarus before and is rude, loud, annoying, and completely socially incompetent.

When the news about Neppy came out, Spoof literally turned white and started shaking. Speck fell down on the floor in anger and defeat.

We give up