Were you being chased?

So, here's a weird story for your enjoyment.

Today we were on our way in to work. As we drove into the parking lot, we saw the Zebra waiting at the cross walk. When the way was clear, he ran across the street.

"Spoof and Speck," you are saying, "what's so weird about that? Lots of people run across the street."

Ah, friends, just listen. The Zebra did not run like a normal person. He ran with giant steps, his arms clamped down at his sides.

Like this, but faster.

And if that weren't weird enough, when he got across the street he kept running. He sprinted all the way down the sidewalk and didn't stop until he hit the front door. We can't figure it out. He wasn't late. In fact, he was a sold ten minutes early. 

He belongs in the Ministry of Silly Walks.