Let's talk about Spoof

Whoopity-doo!  It's time for evaluations at Tartarus. In a normal workplace your annual evaluation is a chance for your boss to acknowledge the things that you do well and gently remind you of some things that you could do better. Not at Tartarus.

At Tartarus you never know what will happen when you get evaluated. The Hutt may act as if you are the best employee ever. Or you may be treated like the lowest scum on the planet. Or you might be Spoof.

Today was Spoof's evaluation. The Hutt spent the entire time talking about other people, some of whom don't even work at Tartarus any more.  When Spoof said, "Excuse me. This is my evaluation. Please talk about me" the Hutt kind of squirmed.

"Uh, yeah," said the Hutt. Then it proceeded to talk about other people again. When the Hutt finally did talk about Spoof, the only criticism it gave was "When you're assigned to work the desk, you spend too much time actually at the desk."

What?!

We can only conclude that the Hutt is actually afraid of Spoof. We cannot guarantee that we will not use this knowledge for nefarious purposes.

Let the games begin