Staplers. Again.

We thought there couldn't possibly be any more stapler stories coming out of Tartarus. We told you about the long discussion about where to put a stapler. We told you about the labels on the staplers. What else could happen related to staplers (other than one of our favorite past times - opening up a stapler and seeing how far we can shoot the staples). Today our coworkers proved us wrong.

Who knew staplers were so complex

A patron approached the Neppy at the desk. "Do you have a stapler I can borrow," said the woman.


"Ah yes," said Neppy, plucking a particular stapler from the desk drawer. "This is the special lending stapler. The others do not move from the desk."

Are you kidding, Neppy? It's bad enough that you have a "lending stapler". You certainly don't need to tell the patrons about it. Talk about stupid.

What is wrong with you?