Thanks a bunch

This year, your friends Spoof and Speck were tasked with writing thank you cards for the gifts of food the staff received this year. It is a largely harmless, if annoying, job. As we looked through the list, though, we spied the name Pterry. “Hey Shoes,” we said, “is this the Pterry who works here?”

“It is,” said Shoes. “Pterry brought in so many treats. I thought it would be nice if we thanked her.”

“We already thanked her,” we said. “We thanked her when she brought them. Besides, Turtle brought in a lot of food too. You didn’t put Turtle on the list.”

Shoes sort of glared at us. “Well, if you don’t think Pterry is worthy of a card, don’t right one. I just thought a written thank you would be nice.”

And so we didn't. Not because Pterry isn't worth but because it was a stupid idea. So there.