Yum, air beaks.

Usually our stories of stupidity center around Tartarus. For a change, though, we bring you a tale from a certain large chain store. While shopping this weekend we encountered a woman handing out samples of coffee. 

"This is great coffee," she said proudly. "Only $7 a bag and it's made from real Arabica beans. The other sample giver and I really love it."

Sounds pretty normal, right? Now, if you know anything about coffee you know the word is pronounced "uh-rab-i-cuh". What makes this story funny is that the woman was saying it "air-uh-bee-cuh". To us this sounds like a person. We dub her Airubeekuh Talulu Winklestein.