"Spoof and Speck," you are saying, "why are you talking about summer? It's January. Summer is, like, months away."
Oh friends, we are well aware of that fact. We have absolutely no desire to be thinking about summer events. Blame Shoes.
Today Shoes cornered Spoof. "Where is the clipart cd that came with our programming packet," said Shoes. "I NEED that cd."
Can no one bring me a clipart cd?! |
"I dunno," said Spoof. "I stuck it somewhere. I'll look for it sometime. Maybe March."
"No," insisted Shoes. "Look for it now."
"Shoes, why in the world do you need the cd now?"
"I'm so far behind," said Shoes. "I haven't even started my summer brochures yet."
Readers, have you ever made a brochure? Most word processing programs have a decent brochure template. Even messing with fonts and images, a basic brochure like we use at Tartarus shouldn't even take an hour. Why, then is Shoes starting on them now?
We must admit, though, that if events hold true to history Shoes will still be working on those brochures in May.
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